im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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