Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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