We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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