Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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