For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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