The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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