Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i believe in u and ur pee
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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