Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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