Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
try to milk me bitch
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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