the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she woke up with a sticky ear
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
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Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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