i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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