They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
FUCK WHALES
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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