Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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