I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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