I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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