Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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