Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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