16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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