i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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