I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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