8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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