The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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