Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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