no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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