Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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