Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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