Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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