You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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