yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
third nipple confirmed
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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