2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
God, I missed his penis.
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