Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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