Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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