Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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