I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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