Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Randomize
