the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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