are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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