Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
