she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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