is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize
