I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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