I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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