All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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