Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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