he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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