Define "chronic" masturbator.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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