when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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