She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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