yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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