i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
