She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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