Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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