At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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