but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sorry about my life...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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